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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:27

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Dr No

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

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